I'm going to die alone.

“I am going to die alone. I only have myself to blame. I’m picky and a little crazy and maybe I’m in love with my good friend who’s totally not into me, but whatever. I’m NOT bitter. And no, I won’t internet date, thank you very much. And Fine, I’m a lot crazy. But that doesn’t mean that I should just settle for some nice guy who doesn’t go to the gym and has s**tty taste in everything. I’d rather die. Alone.”