Barbie runway, enjoy!

voluptuous and gorgeous

Décalage temporel.

People say 'Everything happens for a reason.' These people are usually women. And these women are usually sorting through a break-up. It seems that men can get out of a relationship without even a 'Goodbye,' But, apparently, women have to either get married or learn something.

-Sex and the city, Carrie Bradshaw.

Rules to live by.

Don't get tricked into asking him out. If he likes you, he'll do the asking.

If you can find him, then he can find you. If he wants to find you, he will.

Men don't forget how much they like you. So put down the phone.

If he's not calling you, it's because you are not on his mind.

If he creates expectations for you, and then doesn't follow throught on littles things, he will do the same for big things. Be aware of this and realize that he's okay with disapointing you.

Don't be with someone who doesn't do what they say they're going to do.

People tell you who they are all the time. When a man say's he cant be monogamous, you should believe him.

Your lost self-esteem may take longer to find than a new boyfriend, so prioritize accordingly.

Bad boys are actually bad.

Life is hard enough as it is without choosing someone difficult to share it with.

No answer is your answer.

Expérience érotique.

Un jour un ami, érotique et quasi criminel, m'a offert un steak acheté pas cher à un gang de son quartier spécialisé dans le vol de viande sur commande et à l'étalage. J'étais tellement touché et si retourné que je n'ai jamais pu le manger. La viande est toujours dans mon réfrigérateur et à chaque accès de romatisme, j'ouvre la porte du freezer et je la contemple.
-John Waters
cinéaste.